D-i-s-gusting...

So the building I've been at for training is just gross...riddled with crickets, and the bathrooms...UGH are the worst. When did people lose their common courtesy? How can you not notice when you sprinkle on the toilet seat, and why did you not CLEAN IT OFF!!! Can they not notice the stark difference between toilet seat white and pee yellow?!? Just gross...and I can understand people having intestinal problems but are they proud of the smell and if it happens all the time then don't you think you might want to talk to a doctor??? I almost held my breath but I was afraid I would pass out on the bathroom floor!!!

So this has been the first week of investigator specialty training and the woman I keep getting paired up with makes me want to give up. She's almost 50 and has a very unfortunate shape, she has the world's loudest voice with no idea what an inside voice is, and the worst part...no internal filter like none at all! I was able to finish all my assignments and writings and computer based trainings before this class started, she has done NONE!!! The worst part is, it's glaringly obvious that she hasn't done anything. I may have to strangle her with my bare hands. I'd never get convicted, in fact I might get a medal. I made a comment to the trainer today about splitting the 6 of us in class into groups of 3 so that she would go with the other two people and they FLAT OUT REFUSED!!! If that doesn't paint a picture I'm not sure what would. I may take a butter knife to class tomorrow and start sawing away at my wrists if I get paired with her again.

I get my first case next week and I'm totally psyched. The only problem I can foresee is that I'm a shit magnet. My first week of dispatch it was felony stops everywhere. My first week on the ambulance had people keeling over like crazy. My trainer says that we are going to get "cupcake" cases but I fear that mine will be 6 kids in a crack house that are all trained to fight with weapons. We shall see...

Until Next Time,

The Beaverhausen