OK, so...lesbians, gay boys I'm behind you all the way. I support the right for equal marriage simply because if my poodle/gay husband wants to get married then hey, go for it! I have long worked side by side with people of "alternative" lifestyles. That is actually how poodle and I became best friends, we were first partners on the ambulance! Been felt up by drag queens in the gay bars because they never believe that my boobs are in fact natural. Was once slapped on the ass and kissed on the cheek by an awesome Cher impersonator, hey she was quite awesome! I have made the lesbian jokes, The Nurse even said just the other day if she ever switched sides i'm already chosen to be her girlfriend. Luckily we still both prefer men, no matter how scumbaggie they behave! That being said, this week in class lesbian jokes have been rampant and my friend that I sit next to, and I have been labled girlfriends. Hey, whatever I go along with it, yeah haha lookie at the lesbians, please no flash photography as the lesbians are easily startled. She makes the jokes too and it's funny because most of us sitting together have a huge crush on the cute new trainer, he's sooo cute! So anyways, my friend sitting next to me started randomly touching my arm, and when I say touching my arm I mean like full out laying her hands on my arm or rubbing my shoulder asking if she could get me something. The last person to do that to me was The Persian Trainer, he did it because he is attracted to me but why does she do it? She has become a friend to me, texting and phone calls, meals, shopping, girl stuff. When I consulted The Nurse earlier today she said that maybe this friend of mine is just touchy feely. I am pretty much not touchy feely unless I really trust you and we are really close so maybe that's why it's catching me so off guard. So, what do I do?
The Beav
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